Hopefully you aren't easily offended by bad language. I'm Australian after all, and we tend to have rather salty language. 

I missed a friend's birthday at work, so I designed this card on my new iPad Pro (if you're interested in learning which apps I use, check out this blog post).

I wasn't entirely sure if she'd be offended or not, but she burst out laughing when she opened it, so that's a good sign. Right? 

Anyway, if you're as forgetful as me, you can now buy one for your own neglected friend. Visit my Society6 store. 

Leave me a comment and let me know if you have a potty mouth or you keep your language lady-like. ;)